caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

I guess

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via stay-ocean-minded)

(Source: monitormylife)

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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Baby: M-m

Mom: Mama?

Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

chekhov:

I wanna be one of those people who’s drunk all the time but I’m rich so everyone ignores it